Ooooo... gawa!

Few weeks ago I was invited to have dinner with Ogawa in Pavilion. Initially I thought it was going to be a few, probably 20 (max) bloggers attending. Free dinner. Why not eh?

Little did I know, 60 bloggers turned up and I was flabbergasted to the amount of invitees. Great, now so many people have to see me in my ragged clothes and Bali sandals wtf.


Thank god I just dyed and cut my hair.


But I can always count on someone to dress down a notch and make me feel better.




Thanks Simon~! *blink blink*


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(Actually I forgot to take photos here. Hehe.)


But eh hem, dinner was good. And soon the fun part began.

We were ushered to visit Ogawa outlet located on the 6th floor of Pavilion to enjoy some FREE massages.




This is the Smart Mate.




And it’s sooo comfortable!




Remember how massage chairs a few years back (when it first started) cost?

I remembered seeing one at a relative’s place costing over RM20-30k just for a typical standard massage chair with no extra functionality whatsoever.

Ogawa is selling Smart Mate at a promotional rate of RM4,699 now!!! (Retail: RM9,398)

Like Oh My God. Imagine the DIFFERENCE of those two price tags! I can put a down payment on a house with the cost difference!

It’s SO BLOODY CHEAP! (honestly, maybe I’ve been out of touch, but I honestly didn’t know that massage chairs are getting so cheap nowadays! Or is it really just Ogawa doing their insane price slash?!)


Saw Redmummy’s red LV next to the discount tag. Thought the scene was hilarious!
Redmummy, can I buy the LV bag off you? 70% plssss…


Good news to all readers, there’s some online vouchers you’ll be able to print out from Nuffnang blog entry that entitles you to some great discounted prices on Ogawa products. I’ve checked them out, they’re totally affordable.

I also have to remind you about the Mega Raya promotion lurking nearby. With sales up to 50% and shopping vouchers giveaway up to RM10,000 AND a chance to go shopping with Aznil!

You know, this guy?




Hint: You’ll probably find him extremely familiar for 5 consecutive seasons of Akademi Fantasia.


Anyway, I wanted to try the Smart Aire next, which I heard was heavenly.

But Rojaks got way ahead of me.




Apparently he’s doing a yoga pose called zero gravity that Smart Aire is famous for.
The first Zero Gravity Massage Chair (in Malaysia?).

I had to wait so long because he just refused to get up from the chair.
Just look at how syok his face was.



“Er… Rojaks, I think there some vege stuck on your teeth.”


So while waiting, I went to play some games on the Ogawa Gaming Massage Chair (what better combination).







Seriously, I sucked at games.




I couldn’t even cycle on a straight line. T_T

Finally it was my turn.


Oh look, mini remote control.


Smart Aire was unmistakably more comfortable, retailing at RM13,999 (I heard from the sales man that promotion rate is going at RM8.7k if I’m not mistaken).

I felt like I was clasped in a capsule. Just like a baby.




Inspired by NASA’s space shuttle seats, the seats maneuver itself into a position that helps to remove the pressure on the spine to near zero. Good for those with a slip disc. ;)




When the sales man helped me to reach Zero Gravity position, it didn’t feel that bad at all. In fact, it was really relaxing.


Ooo.. I can see my feet!


No wonder it took Rojaks forever to get up!
I almost wanted to sleep on it.

But what got me up was something the sales man said to me.

Something that he’s going to show me.

Something remarkable.

Something even more amazing than Smart Aire.




Behold, this will be my luxurious piece to my new home in a very near future.
The FUJIIRYoKI.

Two rollers instead of four.

This expensive chair retails at RM27,999!!!




Oh la la!!

And I don’t have to ask why?!

Just look at how orgasmic Simon’s face look.




"Simon, are you having a seizure with all the comfort?"