No Pork
The other day, I walked into a kopitiam restaurant with some bak gua in my hand.
Just as we were preparing to sit down to order, I walked passed this sign with half a slice of bak gua stuck in my mouth.
My expression signified that I didn't know whether to laugh or freeze in shock.
I mean, what was I supposed to do then?
Spit the damn bak gua out or chew it down really fast?
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Lame Jokes Attempt
26 kissed Nicole
Pork is full of virus, it killed many people. Dun you alll remember it was tainted with chemical? STOP EATING PORK!!!!1
ReplyDeletehaha, this picture look funny XD
ReplyDeletehaha! nice one!
ReplyDeletegeez sometimes i really tink tht we arent respected! no humans rite! =( it sux! see lah! this is basically wat i do! chew it down asap! btw, why sud we do so? our religion doesnt STOP us from eating PORK! tepilah sikit if 'you' CANT take it when others eat bakgua (not pointing at nicole). geez
ReplyDeleteHehehe...U can look very hot and very silly too...(^_^)"
ReplyDeletePretend it's beef jerky!
ReplyDeleteQUICKLY CHEW & WIPE YOUR MOUTH.....then , pretend nothing happen..LOL
ReplyDeleteROTFLOL! =)) ... Funny...^.^
ReplyDeleteHahaa, no pork and lard kopitiam~ LMIO! Nicole, you look so innocent in that picture! What what did you do instead? Dump the bak kua or swallow it? Hahaa~
ReplyDeleteChew chew chew, swallow, then enter kopitiam. I wouldn't waste the bak gua if I were u :)
ReplyDeleteAdoi Anonymous, what kind of stupid fact is that? I ate pork for so many years and I'm still slive. I don't think you even eat pork before :P
ReplyDeleteanonymous: when they are cooked.... the viruses are dead too..... THINK!
ReplyDeleteremove the sign ! XD
ReplyDeleteChew it down! Don't waste food! lol
ReplyDeleteOf course eat it lah, why waste, when its so good. Mouth watering ! !
ReplyDeleteNot all viruses die in high heat conditions. Some bacteria do. You can nuke the slab of pork and the virus could still be in there.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, studies have shown that eating pork can help with skin problems like eczema (hope i spelled it correctly). Go figure.
Moral of the story - pork is only for the strong and itchy skinned. :)
Rilex everyone.. nicole is trying to make a joke in this post.. by the way the signage doesnt prevent ppl from eating pork laa.. its just a notice saying the kopitiam doesnt sell pork or lard..
ReplyDeleteadoiii many ppl dont get nicole's joke apparently..
cheers!
be considerate la of others doris. Bcz of that attitude ocnflict arises...
ReplyDeletedon't be so 'gong' what the restaurant refers to was they serve no pork, not the pork in your body :X
ReplyDeleteAll types of meat contain viruses. In fact beef has even more viruses than beef. Why always pointing to pork? Ignoramuses.
ReplyDeleteI like eat bak gua :D
ReplyDeleteHAhahaha Old Town Kopitiam right ? right? LOL~tear down the sign!!!! XD
ReplyDeletewhatever. i dun giv a damn!
ReplyDeleteIt just mean that Old Town Kopitiam does not use Pork or Lard in their food.
ReplyDeletemy grandma loves to eat pork and she still alive till now eventhough she already 98 yrs old.. never sick also...pork is the most tasty meat, too bad some people cannot eat it.. *wink wink..
ReplyDeletePork? just looking at the pig gross me out.. eeuuww.. ^('oo')^ oink oink there are reasons why we cant eat. no offense.. :)
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