Monday, December 31, 2007

Nicolekiss’s New Year Resolutions 2008

Short Note: Have a Happy New Year to all my readers!!


I hardly make new year resolutions, one because I believe that you don’t need the New Year as a starting point to set a goal. Goals should be set whenever deemed necessarily and worked towards it within the given set amount of time or the shortest possible time that’s acceptable to you.

Two, because it’s like a curse. New Year’s resolutions never come true! Never achievable and least likely to be bothered by most who failed to pursue it. It’s true!!! A universal known fact.

I mean, why bother make a list anyway?

But then it doesn’t really matter, resolutions are still resolutions anyway, whether New Year’s or not. Besides, 2008 sounds like a good year. And I can bet a thousand bucks that on 08.08.2008, there will be at least 888 couples getting married in Asia alone.


So here goes. My New Year resolutions for the year 2008, (and I’m serious)


1. To lose 20 pounds (10 pounds by the end of march)
2. Get a decent hair cut, or at least a new do. A new dye maybe?
3. Generate more income, make my mommy proud and buy her lots of gifts so to celebrate her 60th year. Daddy’s too.
4. Travel around peninsular Malaysia at one go.
5. Make an extensive trip to the West for at least 2 months or more with nothing but bare necessities and a laptop.
6. Become a great cook. So to make my future husband happy (whoever he might be).
7. Adopt a healthier lifestyle, means proper food with all the wholesome vegetable and fruity goods instead of sugary stuff like doughnuts (OMG!) and cakes (double OMG!), sleep appropriately and head to the gym habitually.
8. And finally, fly to Las Vegas to see the love of my life - David Copperfield perform live on stage. Get married to him and have lots of babies.

David Copperfield


All eight resolutions. :D

If the first seven fail, I’ll make sure the last one come true, even if I have to stow away on a ferry to the states and rape him many times over. I don’t care if he’s 51 or he’s engaged or he’s been accused of raping. I’d loved him since I was 5!!!

davidcopperfield


He can rape me anytime!!

45 comments:

  1. haha! u r so cure,nicole...take care!

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  2. woa...david can rape you anytime?! thats not rape anymore, isn't it? :P

    new year resolutions, festivities, celebrations...hahaha....i'm not into these things anymore....everything's gonna still be the same ..... hahah

    still,...happy new year tho!..haha

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  3. but if david copperfield is a gay? Opps~

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  4. We all hope he is gay haha

    You have better not meet him or he'll cut you up, drown you, string you, etc etc for the show!

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  5. hahahahaa.......All the best in 2008. Send my best regards to Dave and told him i admired his magics...

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  6. hahahahaa.......All the best in 2008. Send my best regards to Dave and told him i admired his magics...

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  7. O.O" gosh what happen to the resolution no. 8#....

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  8. U like him since five... why not Michael Jackson? He "loves" kids...

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  9. Lol. He also has a very nice apartment in new york i believe. But a guy who dumps claudia schiffer? (pardon the spelling) something must be wrong with him :P

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  10. #7. Future Husband?
    Me me meeee!!!

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  11. i knew it. you are a real bitch. just asking to be raped anytime.

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  12. Kah-kah-kah31/12/07 1:43 PM

    Nicole,

    Cris Angel from Mind Freak better than that old guy lah.

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  13. huuummm... role-playing, i like. i can be david, lol

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  14. Criss Angel is fraud. :P

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  15. All the best =D

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  16. Do you even think David will even look at you? He has dated well known, international supermodels. You did not even make it to top ten in the Miss Malaysia pageant and is not even close to the type of women that David can get. Dream on sucker!

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  17. Nice to meet someone from Malacca, my birthplace.

    Happy New Year 2008!!!

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  18. Don't be so picky la Nicole. Any guy of the streets will do for you. Don't think you'll get to marry someone like David Copperfield or even close.

    U might have chance to marry an 80 yr old rich apek though...

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  19. why david copperfield?

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  20. happy new year nicole!!! hopefully david will appear b4 u when u wake up...

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  21. May your 8th resolution comes true! =D

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  22. na beh...kena lape also happy...diuuuuu

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  23. Well, wish you happy new year and good luck in chasing your dreams

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  24. Happy new year's! Think you're slim and u don't need to lose weight! But best wishes for the year ahead! xoxo

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  25. There are lots of people u can consider besides him...like KennySia lol

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  26. Jesus Christ31/12/07 11:24 PM

    For the love of my name... WOULD YOU AND KENNY PLEASE START DATING ALREADY!!!

    You both piss and moan all the time about being single when you BOTH ARE SINGLE. GET WITH THE PROGRAM ALREADY!!

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  27. wow....david copperfield is allow to rape U!

    Haaa..aa. Happy New Year to U

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  28. nicole are you okay? it wont be consider raping if you are willing to lah. anyway happy new year and may you have a better year ahead. =)

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  29. happy new year nicole

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  30. Wah! need to say dont mind being raped by him one meh? Eww! these days got so many magicians like cyril takayama, david blaine and criss angel who are so much younger and hotter la girl!

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  31. U go and spread your legs outside and go get raped. Close your eyes and imagine Copperfield on top la.

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  32. nicole happy new year! and may all ur wish come true :P

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  33. You can be so naive, asking to be raped is the most degrading thing a girl can do to her self!

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  34. Ugh. I cant stand Wiseone's holier-than-thou attitude. Oh c'mon!!! Do u think Nicole literally mean rape? Its just a one-line joke ... and it'd prolly never come true. So let it be

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  35. Thanks to you Nicole xiao jie, I dreamt about David Copperfield on the New Year's Eve, last night.... *sigh* :p

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  36. the 'Anonymous' is so annoying!!
    happy new year to you nicole!

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  37. happy new year nicole! my first time dropping you a comment. haha. tc. =]

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  38. wow! heading to the states to see david copperfield? tat's my childhood dream.

    all the best to you, nicole :)

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  39. Happy New Year Nicole!!!

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  40. cheap.desperate.nicole

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  41. post with your real name if u wanna flame on

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  42. Stumbled upon your site; enjoyed your blog, keep writing!

    Mike
    http://www.drmikeloh.com

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  43. u suck la.

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