PMS Please Go Away

Why do breasts hurt so much during PMS?

I hate this. I can't even move freely. Each time they jiggle, I feel like the glands ache like it's been sore for days; like how one's muscle would ache after lifting too much weight at the gym. Yea that sort of feeling.

They're swollen, sensitive, and god damn it painful each time any of the pair bounces!

As if mood swings and muscle ache and headaches and emo-ness are not enough to come with PMS, now you have to torture me with what is most sensitive to me. How would you feel if your crotch hurts like crazy every time it sways when you walk (assuming God is a guy), huh?! Not so fun anymore huh?! Hmph.

He who created sports bra should be named God.

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  1. Where is your sense of humour?

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  2. I really had no idea they would feel so sore for you guys (i mean girls). But thank you for that enlightening, descriptive and very vivid explanation.

    We may not have a similar experience like this on our gentle parts and it may not "hurt like crazy every time it sways" when we walk. But do take notice that it does itch like a mofo from time to time, while yours may only be once a month. Also, ours is relatively less accessible compared to your womanly parts and as such for us it requires a lot of creative ways of walking when we just want to omg relieve that tension.

    so there X).

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  3. Apparently 'shes' (two of them) created the sports bra - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_bra

    Does that mean that God is a woman after all? But something of a masochist? ;)

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  4. *hugs* i hate PMS too... makes ppl super uncomfortable and blueeee...

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  5. it sores for a reason....for whatever reason i dont know. but i am sure its beneficial for your baby(ies)that are gonna get their early nutrition from in the future.

    actually i love feeling achy in the muscles after i work-out. it gives satisfaction. :)

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  6. Owh, I can understand that. Mine will get to a damn serious mood swing..

    Let say, some ppl is so dead if they try to mess with a girl who's in their PMS mood. Hahahaha...

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  7. Hi!
    No wonder gals a bit crancky when having a PMS thingy. Thanks for the tips friend.

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  8. Hi!
    Thanks for the tips. there is so much I need to learn about girls.

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  9. LOL!!! It will be over soon... don't worry...

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  10. Hahahahahah!!! I know what you mean but you described it so funny. PMS is damn annoying it's not funny anymore.

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  11. Vincent Kok8/1/09 5:46 PM

    erm... anything to do with your daily nutritions? or cold water? i don't know.. but some people have their PMS coming twice a month? *hugs* nicole... it's going to be over soon... bare with it k?

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  12. omg...hahahahhaa. but so true :p

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  13. Kinda like Barabana's comment.
    True. I understand how you feel Nicole. Try taking chocolate. It helps regulating hormone - less mood swing.

    :)

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  14. My HM suggest that overcoming the tenderness can be relieved by sucking or nibbling the titties.

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  15. My HM suggest that overcoming the tenderness can be relieved by sucking or nibbling the titties.

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  16. Take evening primrose oil & calcium. It helps.

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  17. oh wow...
    never knew this..
    thanks for sharing..

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