Fu-Yoh! It’s FFF!

No, FFF does not stand for F#@$ F@#$ F@#%!

It actually stands more Fu-Yoh Funky Fashion. (haha, I just made that up)




I always love fashion. Though I can’t say that I’m a fashionista, in fact, I’m far from being one. But it’s always cool to watch fashion shows where seemingly perfect models strut the runway.


Photo from leonneal.com


It’s amazing how people can make a living from owning a beautiful body and being able to walk (like a cat?). Time to hit the gym.

But what’s most interesting is the clothing they wear.




Fashion shows are like declaration of ‘the’ new trend to the world. It tells us what’s in this season or what is the new ‘black’.

But most of all, we get to see girls in their underwear.


Oh Tyra I love you!


And nothing can be more of aspiring than to say: “THAT two-piece fabric Tyra’s wearing IS my WORK!” (or you can say: “he he he, I made Tyra wear my underwear in public.”)

It’s not a dream anymore, and you’re only one step away from realising that.

Apart from dressing girls in bikinis (since we’re living in a Muslim country), you can get hot looking models to wear really *cough*uglyandstupid*cough* funky outfits!

Digi is organizing a Fu-Yoh! Fashion Designer Contest, last day ends on 31st October.


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It’s very easy to achieve your twisted sick perverted dream, just design some really funky designs (say four),




set it in JPEG/PDF format and send it to digistreetblast@gmail.com entitled “Fashion”.

The winner wins RM2000 cash + Nokia 7900 Prism and a chance to work with a renowned fashion designer! Even if you get into the finalists, you will still bring home a brand new Nokia 7900.

Catch the final event is at 24th of November at Taman Tasik Titiwangsa, 12pm onwards.


In fact, it sounds so easy, I’m going to participate in this contest myself.

Funky design, erm~~~ funky… how does one design a funky fashion?

I think this is funky. What about you?


Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas


I love sally, who doesn’t. She’s so funky, she has the best fashion sense. I mean, it’s so funky, I don’t even know what some of the fabrics on her dress are made of?

No??

What about this?




Now that’s funky. Look at the funky hair, the plated disk around her neck, the grandma old fabric design. It’s perfect! So funky it spooks the daylight out of me.

Whatya think?

No? Too spooky?

Okay okay, fine fine. You will definitely LOVE the next one. The next one is going to sweep you off your feet. They’re so funky!! Everyone else will just look black and white.

Presenting~~~~

The funky love couple!!




Come one guys!! This is the best there is!! What can be better?!! The colour combination, the Minnie Mouse skirt, the teddy bear bag, the rainbow stockings, the rabbit hair clips!! It’s priceless!!!

If this doesn’t win the show, I don’t know what will?


What? What did you say?

I must be joking?? No no, I’m not. I’m serious, awe come on!! Jesus! You guys are hard to please.

FINE!

This is when my secret weapon comes in handy!

Yes Nicolekiss always has a secret weapon, just in case all else fail. MWAHAHAHA~~

This outfit is so perfect, so out of this world, a breakthrough beyond imagination, a masterpiece, Heidi Klum will bow down to me, it will make Versace weep and Karl Lagerfeld gain weight.

BEHOLD!!!!! A piece so great, some say it’s made only by the devil himself!! Angels will descend and human tremble upon it’s appearance. The millennium work of art!!!


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Funky Bee