Monday, May 25, 2009

I got pissed drunk

for the first time in my life, I can finally proudly declare that I have been (yes, i am going use the word) "pissed" drunk!

It involved black-out, puking, screaming, collapsing on floor,
the experience, I have to say, was refreshing.

Since, well, in some weird twisted way, I have never done this before, nor of course have I experience before.


So I have returned from my weekend cruise in Singapore. Yay~~ *cloud nine*

I don't want to get off the ship. Why must all things good come to an end. *sob sob*
It was so dramatic, first we won money in the casino, not a lot, but not before we lost a wallet with IC, platinum credit card and all cash inside. o.O

And this was all after I got pissed drunk.


Back to my story.

This was what happened. At least what I thought it happened, according to my vague vague memory as of now.


On the first night, my baby wanted to sleep early due to exhaustion. So with a tad bit too much energy and very awake, I decided to take a stroll all around the cruise for a look see. Which ended up to be a 5 hours stroll.




I practically haunted the whole ship that night, watched a movie in the theater (alone T_T), visited the wine shop, walked through the photo gallery for our photos, up to the swimming pool at the top deck and finally, settling myself in the karaoke bar at 1:15am.

The Phillippino waitress came over and handed me a drink menu. I flipped open and saw their Happy Hour list, available from 1:30am - 3am. I thought, wow, what a deal. And they have house pour wine served in glasses for SGD7.50 to SGD8 each.




So I thought, yea, why not.

I ordered the white wine (bartender was nice to give it to me anyway despite it was before 1:30am) and sat down at the bar counter.

you know, one that looked like this?




To my surprise, it was a pretty decent white. Very easy to drink, smooth on the throat and fruity to my senses. I continued to take my sips and watched on.


There I was, sitting alone listening to old Singaporean uncles and several youngsters singing oldies in some tormented tones.

You know one thing about sitting alone in a karaoke bar.

Despite my confidence in my shameless self in expressing myself when it comes to singing in public on a mic, I found that it was an entire different case when there's no close audience sitting next to you to either cheer you on and go down to shame-ville together with you because of your awful singing.

No, it is quite a challenging thought to be singing to a whole group of strangers when you are sitting in the bar ALONE.

But what the heck, I was here I might as well shame myself once before I leave the ship.


So I decided to down another two glasses of my white (big mistake), proceeded to order another sparkling french white (bigger mistake), and requested a few songs (you know where this was going).


By 2:45am, I was singing loudly dancing around the bar with a few equally drunk funny Singaporean uncles to ....er..... well.. I can't remember what song, but I could bet my good dollar that it was something along the generation of "Oh Mandy" and "Superman".

3:00am, I took the final gulp of my 7th glass of wine (or my third red wine, note: these were full glass pours instead of half glass), grabbed my bag and left the bar. Alone.


I wobbled my way down the stairs, hit the lift button, headed down to deck 6, and wobbled all the way along the corridor back to my room.




The moment I walked through the door, I fell flat on the ground, not before calling out for my baby.

He jumped out of bed and sprung toward me in shock. Held me up to support me standing. He might have tried to get me to settle on my bed, but I was feeling really drowsy I refused to obey.

Next thing I knew, I was bending myself puking all over the toilet sink, stomping on the ground every now and then when there's nothing left to puke, only to puke more when the urge emerged.

There were flashes of images where I was kneeling over the floor to get over my dizzyness/headache (I don't really know what the feeling was or how to describe it, but it was quite horrible).

Then one final puke, I stepped outside the toilet and hit flat on my bed sound asleep.

Which I thought happened between 3 ~ 5am.



O, how wrong was I.

Because when I woke up that day, it was already 12:30pm (dang!). He sat next to me and the room was a mess!!!

He told me that I puked almost everywhere, and proceeded to point the landmarks I planted, on the carpet, in the toilet, all over my clothes and I even clogged up the toilet sinks with the vege that came out from my stomach.

Puked five times. Passed out six times.


In accordance, this was what exactly happened that night at 3am.

Walked through the door, passed out.

Carried to bed. 10 mins, woke up, fell off the bed. Hit my arm. Carried to toilet, puked. Came out, passed out on floor.

Woke up, carried to toilet, puked even more, puked on him too. Hit forehead on sink tab. Came out, passed out on floor again.

4am. Woke up, went to toilet. Puked while sitting on toilet.

Came out, passed out on floor. Curled into ball. 30 mins.

Woke up, wanted to puke, couldn't move. Was brought a bucket, puked in bucket, filled the bucket. Brought a second bucket, continue puking.

Laid flat on floor, passed out. 45 mins.

Woke up, turned head to drawer, pulled out drawer, place my head over drawer, slept for a while, woke up, drool into the drawer, blew nose mucus into drawer. Passed out on floor.

Woke up, carried to toilet, attempted to puke. Came out, flopped on bed. And never woke up.


So basically. I was sleeping on the floor from 7am-9am. And slept on the bed thereafter till 12:30am and have no recollection of what happened after 4am.

Ermmm... That explaines the bruises I got on my forehead and arm.

bruises


Interesting.

35 comments:

  1. wow nicole, dat must have been sum night u had, poor thing, well, at least u had sum1 takin care of u, wat an experience huh? almost can do a horror movie out of it, hehe, kiddin, anyways, glad to know ur ok now :) cheers

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  2. wow nicole, dat must have been sum night u had, poor thing, well, at least u had sum1 takin care of u, wat an experience huh? almost can do a horror movie out of it, hehe, kiddin, anyways, glad to know ur ok now :) cheers

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  3. *giggles*.. I have been through that when I am in your age.. and I totally can imagine that (Soo fresh at this point) ayoooo... LOL...

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  4. Haha, yeah...I hope you feel better Nicole! *hugs*

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  5. just tinking
    did someone put something
    in yur drink that u not
    aware of.

    never drink alone in an
    unfamiliar place

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  6. o bad bad nicole... tsk tsk tsk... luckily no one took advantage of you at that moment nicole... hoho

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  7. Hey gal...
    Don't pop so much of alcoholic drinks and you might winding things like you-don't-know-what-is-happening state... Might cause bad things happen to you. If you wanna go to bar, I suggest you have a companion instead.
    Take care, Nicole. Have a nice holiday onwards! ^^

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  8. Sounds like you've been training yourself to reenter British culture at some point. ;-) You sound cheerful enough about it that I guess the hangover wasn't too bad; don't worry, they'll start some day. Hehe. In a way, being sick so much actually helps you feel better the next day, if somewhat embarrassed, but you are lucky there was someone there to look after you.

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  9. this is the first time i wanna leave a comment for you after reading your post....my dear nicole, never see you do this b4 like this~!!damn geng...contact me when come back to melaka..anyway, i wil be moving to kl soon....^^take care~!!
    ~Christopher Liang~

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  10. ooo,...that seems to be a dreadful experience...did you get any hangover??? but you could still wobble your way back to your dorm, and i do think that shows that you are quite a good drinker... and sorry to hear that your wallet went missing

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  11. I honestly feel it's suicidal:

    1st - the danger of being done sth nasty by strangers.
    2nd - the hangover the next day will kill all the fun.

    That's the last thing I will do if I am taking a cruise because I don't want to spoil the fun.

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  12. That's pretty gross n funny at the same time.

    Luckily u didn't jump off the ship!!

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  13. reminds me of the 24 tv series.
    from 7 am- 9am and the clock starts ticking
    hehehe

    -Aldrin-

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  14. Ewwww...... you are lucky that your baby is there to take care of you... Many guys out there would be dreading to see you in that state.

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  15. aiyoo nicole...your so dangerous! lucky you weren't drunk and attempting to do a i jump you jump stunt in the deck...
    next time drag your guy along for the drink much safer....:)
    hope the bruises are all alright now...haa..:)

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  16. Nic,

    TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF!

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  17. Now i know never to call u for drinking sessions! LOL

    well i'm glad u made it to ur room b4 u passed out and not pass out in front of the uncles around u....muah ha ha ha....

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  18. LOL..how much did u eat for u to puke THAT MUCH!!!! Hold down on the wine girl..

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  19. Its "TO HELL AND BACK" Thank God u r ok my dear girl. Pls dun repeat

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  20. my dear nicole,

    hope you are feeling better now. don't ever drink alone in the bar, it's dangerous to get drunk alone.

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  21. what a shame the "HE" is not with you when u r drinking ? sleeping alone... not supporting you.

    SHAME on him..... why the hell he went to ship with you then....

    if he want to sleep and let you go alone to drink.....

    get rid of him u will regret big time later in life...trust me....

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  22. what a shame the "HE" is not with you when u r drinking ? sleeping alone... not supporting you.

    SHAME on him..... why the hell he went to ship with you then....

    if he want to sleep and let you go alone to drink.....

    get rid of him u will regret big time later in life...trust me....

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  23. what a shame the "HE" is not with you when u r drinking ? sleeping alone... not supporting you.

    SHAME on him..... why the hell he went to ship with you then....

    if he want to sleep and let you go alone to drink.....

    get rid of him u will regret big time later in life...trust me....

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  24. what a shame the "HE" is not with you when u r drinking ? sleeping alone... not supporting you.

    SHAME on him..... why the hell he went to ship with you then....

    if he want to sleep and let you go alone to drink.....

    get rid of him u will regret big time later in life...trust me....

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  25. Sigh... even if you are a stinky drunk, I will still nominate you for FHM 100 Most Wanted Women.. just keep yourself sober from now on ;)

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  27. LOL ... you seriously find the experience "refreshing"? I shall look forward to another of your pissed drunk experience then!!

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  28. it's pathetic to post this kind of blog entry. like u want to get attention and recognition out of yr shallowness which u r proud of.

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  29. lol. getting drunk and puking is one thing. waking up with a hangover is the worst of all. did u?

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  30. hv to take more care with yr drinks.. a lot cud hv happened if you were not on ship.
    agreed that yr bf shud had been with u if u go drinkg.
    very irresponsible.. drop him.

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  31. I think it must be fun for ur baby to tell u how much silly stuff u did when u were drunk... but I can be quite sure, its horrible job to take care of a drunkard... luckily u walked back to ur room...
    I had to carry my fren (luckily she's only like 40kg) fr the place she got drunk back to the hotel room a street away... walau eh... i wonder how we r gonna handle u if tat happened in Langkawi... :p

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  32. LOL, i love your post...

    Well, at least once in a life time you shd know what is DRUNK, being not able to remember anything the next day. But in a safe way.... :) Life's too short to waste on being 100% goody everyday~cheers~

    God bless you...

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  33. You sound like you need a good ol fashioned "spank in the ass".

    I bet that'll cure your hangover in an instant.

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  34. hey nicole! i'm a huge fan of yours, but there's something i would like to comment on! please don't take this the wrong way.

    i think it would be better if you drop that weird accent and speak like normal?
    anyway, you can just take it with a pinch of salt =)

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  35. sounds like a good bender. just remember to eat some bread or crackers when you drink to help your body absorb the alcohol...

    and next time drink with a friend for the times when you need someone to carry you home... but don't listen to the other folks and drop the BF just yet.

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