Saturday, February 23, 2008

A Drunken, a Playboy and a Retard

I'd rather be single for the rest of my life.

Really I would.

To receive calls at wee hours in the morning to have someone cooed you but totally forget he calls after a night's sleep is like dating someone with an amnesia. Only he chose to be one.

Tall, foreign, handsome, cute and sweet; but also a total liar and serial dater. No, thank you. You can go on to pretend that you are single but let everyone thinks I am all over you while you "lost" your phone on valentine's but out groping someone else. I don't really care, you can go lie to someone else. I'll see you in hell.

And I don't think I can handle someone who is intellectually challenged. No. It is challenging my intelligence and sorry, I don't think I have the ability to commute with my conscience yet. I'm not Einstein and I still need something more responsive than a wall and echoes to sit hand-in-hand on the rocking chairs with.

Single sounds like a luxury about now. Yep.

36 comments:

  1. Hey Nic. Hope you're okay. You'll always have us as your friends here. If people say otherwise, I'll throw those oyster shells at them! :D

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  2. Yea man~ a diamond sounds right abt now :p

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  3. yer.. sound so scary.. >.<

    ugh. what a jerk! i hate liars.. urm how he get ur number? thru that throw-mandarin-orange into river thing?

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  4. My my this is interesting indeed.....what would Fate have further installed for you I wonder.

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  5. Sound serious!!
    calm down, and take it easy...

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  6. ouch... so sad.. :( there's really a time for everything.. Some dissolves and exist in our life.. Move on girl.. :) Don't be sad, losing one boy could not be the end of everything... hehe.. btw, echange links? :P www.emjozar.i.ph is my site.. hehe.. i can't see your chatbox so i message you here.. :P thanks.. take care and GodBless you always.. :)

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  7. Dear Nicole,

    I read with concern your recent blog entry on the dearth of eligible bachelors. Therefore, I have decided to apply for the position of a BF.

    I am convinced that I am not drunk to amnesiac extent, am not dating several hot women, and my IQ test shows that I am above farm animals.

    Although I do not have any venerable experience in that particular position, I think that gives me an advantage in contributing fresh perspectives to the job sector. My persistence and ambition have gained me many results in other areas. I sincerely believe that I can do so again in the said position.

    Thank you for your time. I wait to hear from you.

    Faithfully,
    fstream

    (resume attached)

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  8. Dear Nicole,

    I read with concern your recent blog entry on the dearth of eligible bachelors. Therefore, I have decided to apply for the position of a BF.

    I am convinced that I am not drunk to amnesiac extent, am not dating several hot women, and my IQ test shows that I am above farm animals.

    Although I do not have any venerable experience in that particular position, I think that gives me an advantage in contributing fresh perspectives to the job sector. My persistence and ambition have gained me many results in other areas. I sincerely believe that I can do so again in the said position.

    Thank you for your time. I wait to hear from you.

    Faithfully,
    fstream

    (resume attached)

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  9. U know... the first thing I did when I got my laptop back was not to get the assignments from my group mates in the mailbox... miraculously, I was straight away directed here... Been typing ur add so often I don't need to refer history to get here... :p

    hmmm... guys huh... wat bout gals... :p

    Maybe I shld try wat fstream did...

    I'm convinced that I have the IQ & EQ that is sufficient to make u feel contented everyday... (confidence) I can't promise anything but the one thing I can promise is that my heart will always be with u from the moment u decide to take it from me till the day that I die... (pathetic romance) If u r willing to accept me as ur partner, to company u till death do us part, I'm very surely I'll be the second luckiest person on earth,because the first one will forever be kept for you... (lame sweet talking)

    Does this work? or do I have to send flowers ordering through the internet to ur house by morning made of chocolates?

    Guys should really start putting in some effort or I guess......

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  10. Suddenly I feel shame to become a male.. >.<

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  11. DevilsAdvocate24/2/08 6:16 AM

    Nothing to feel ashamed about lads, she obviously cares enough to POST about it, so that bloke sounds like he's doing SOMETHING right. Most plebs would have just been ignored. ;)

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  12. Been there, been through it all, understand u completely, given up dating totally for a while now & it's peaceful :) If you're thinking of continuing, don't expect the bad surprises to end there though, there are more hair-raising sorts coming up!

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  13. just chill out and enjoy being single.
    hope you are not too sad/angry over it

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  14. Yes! Single is better! Dating waste time lar*i think so

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  15. Take it easy. I'm sure somebody worthy of you will come along.

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  16. Single girls rock!! Guys are complete jerk at times, I've been through it before and I know how you feel.

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  17. Mrs.Futtbucker24/2/08 2:49 PM

    Dear Nicole, please do not let one bad relationship ruin the rest. It was just one guy.

    I understand how it must have hurt, and how you would choose to just avoid love.... DON'T DO THAT CHOOSE TO LOVE.

    Also, women who are in a deep love relationship have that extra-special allure.... it's hard to explain.... their skin looks shinier and even their hair waves in a different way.

    Just date multiple men at the same time and you'll find the right one soon enough. That's what I did. Now I am happily married, and my husband is wonderful !

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  18. Peace be with you, always!

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  19. why do you want to see him in hell ? you are a nice girl and are sure going to heaven !!! :)

    so leave hell for people like him while you enjoy heaven with the rest of earth good people meh...

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  21. Feel relieve when you said "single sounds like a luxury about now"...Cos i'm single too...

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  22. Playboys have a much higher probabily of getting HIV, HPV, Penile Cancer, genital warts, etc.
    Worse still they spread those diseases like the plague to unsuspecting girls.


    You should be feeling great, dumping him may have just saved your life.

    Mrs.futtbucker is right, you should date more guys and explore the world. Starting with kennysia.

    First malaysian celebrity blogger couple, exploring the vast realm of true love and sharing it with the young ones... Ooooh yeah. :D

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  23. man hater spotted.....hahaha, lighten up nic!

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  24. Don't pass judgment on a whole basket of apple to be rotten jz cuz a few are...Many more great people out there waiting to be explored !Chill Out !

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  25. amanda: haha.. no la.. they're three individual person

    anon: i wonder too

    dr prince: no la.. not really.. just blabbing :)

    emjozar: haha... they're not my boyfriends don't worry

    fstream: LOLOLOL so cute

    geli tifa: i accept :p

    julian: why are u one?

    deviladvocate: so u think it's right to sleep with multiple women and lie?

    stargazer: haha... don't worry. i am not dating them :)

    peggy: single is.. sometimes.. good

    xiangmei: haha yea man

    anon: easy come easy go

    abby r: haha...

    mrs futtbucker: wow congrats!

    samuel: thanks

    dannie: assume one believes in hell and heaven, means one is Christian and hence I can only go to hell cause I'm not Christian. :D

    windwalker: single is good

    baby: haha.. kenny's too good for me

    whyeo: :)

    marcus: eh.. where got judgment? I didn't conclude anything did i?

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  27. I have to admit that males are creatures that causing pain among ourselves and other people.

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  28. Just stay single for now Nicole. Nuff said.

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  29. Well, some guys, maybe most of the guys are thinking using their ku ku ciao, whereby they do behave like ku ku. It puts them in the moron category whereby they never stop hunting for girls. With god's blessing, you are not one of their victims.

    If you are a karma believer, trust me these jokers will be paid in an ugly way :0)

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  30. hi nicole,
    this is the first time i saw ur blog ( got to know about u from a friend ). ur blogs r really interesting, and i agree with u on this keep up your good work.lol

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  31. hmmm... how about cheating girls? perhaps you can write an article about them? Girls are pretty much the same liar,cheater as guys .. they are just better at it aint it?

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  32. Haihyoooo... If that dude don;t know how to appreciate you..I DO MAN!! TAKE ME!! TAKE ME!!
    hehhehehheh

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  33. To quote you:

    "Tall, foreign, handsome, cute and sweet"

    That should sound some warning bells right there.

    :P

    Mebbe you should try for a not-so-tall, local, average chap next? :D

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  34. erm wat i mean was get over him but dun dislike guys jz cuz of him...sry if i written smt wrongly in anyway...

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  35. Better dun board on a ship at all rather than boarding on a wrong one. The same philosophy for guys nowadays, I believe.

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  36. well, nicole, i assume he is ur BF. and i m going to make myself very unpopular here by saying this. Good guys finish last

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