My love affair
Today, I have a date.
At the supermarket.
I walk, walk and walk, till I spot the most beautiful display ever.
Oh my love, gorgeous love. To hold you in my arms keeps me gay..
I’m so gay
My date grab a bunch and kneel down before me.
"I love you berry much… Please Berry me…"
*meltz* "Oh, I love you beerrrrryyy muchy too… Berrrry you I shall."
So we throw all the love we have into a basket.
We plan to spend our honeymoon in Hawaii, with a pink flower in my hair.
Delicious pink…
That night, I have a wonderful dream.
I dream of cookies… sweet dream
Then I dream that I am in a love affair
Chocolates~~ Mine, all mine!
I wake up feeling very guilty, and have to choose between the two loves I have.
I choose to part with Tira.
Tira, I will miss you so
Now with all the love I keep with me, I am lost, for a moment.
So I head online to search for my soul.
And found it!
Maybe the sky will tell me everything!
Thus I bid, to reach my goal, in search for my soul. (okay, this is getting cheesy)
Bahahahaha. Everyone shall bow down to my biddings! (enough with the pun)
I will reach for the sky~ I shall look for my love~
Wait for me~ my love.
Note: which embarrassingly, I lost the bidding in the end by 5000 points. Damn, these Malaysians damn kiasu... Never give up, next package here I come!!!!
End.
I do have one more problem.
Who’s going to help me eat all those cornettos in my freezer?!!!
40 kissed Nicole
aiya u stay so far .. if you are in penang sure i help u sapu most of it oledi hahaha....
ReplyDeletehehe cornettos i like!! XD.....save some for me while i take an overnight bus to KL!!
ReplyDelete: D: D me and my mom will sapu
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA... got story somemore... beautiful mind and simply creative :D
ReplyDeleteCome come, Puchong right? Very near to Cyberjaya. I can help sapu some.
ReplyDeleteNicole, I have insider information about the next package...hehehe...
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, the next package is something you LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE...and i think you'll need A LOT of points to win the bid...
You know my MSN, you know how to contact me.....MSN me if you want to know more.....hahahahahahah.....
oooh!! i can~~~ :D
ReplyDeleteI'd easily down 6 cornettos.
ReplyDeletemememememe
ReplyDeleteSend them to me! I'll trade you two plates of Penang Char Koay Teow.
ReplyDeleteu must be damn sexy when u eat, feel those ice cream.....i would willingly to eat those with u ...watching the lip of u in those ice cream...
ReplyDeleteLexO
those cornettos sure melt one if u pile that many in yr freezer..
ReplyDeleteisnt that Jeff kneeling down? nicole..please confirm..hehe
ReplyDeleteThe store fridge must have emptied out.....
ReplyDeletewhat happen to yr miss malaysia wannabe image? oh god...now u look like a orang hutan left in the wild...whatz up with yr hair? it's sooooo untidy, coarse and that pants makes u look like 'lala' leh...
ReplyDeleteit's for yr own good nicole..
kev
Really... stupid... ha..ha...
ReplyDeleteCornettos are good diet food, no? haha
ReplyDeleteSorry u didnt manage to win the package, but i did. Yes we are kiasu for paying only rm85 each for a brand new ipod shuffle worth rm 300 (At Least) and we get to enjoy the helicopter rides (Wherelese can u go for a helicopter rides? if there is, i am sure its gonna cost more than RM 85!), go-kart, andddddd a fantastic dinner.
ReplyDeleteif you are not kiasu at the 1st place, you won't even bid...Therefore, I shall speak for my team mates and all malaysian that bid for the package that WE ARe not KIASU, We are just the WINNER.
Happy bidding for the next package...
regards,
Griza :P(chocholuv)
Chocoluv aka Griza: Hate jiu!!! But really, congrats. :D Find my love for me in the sky.
ReplyDeleteThanks and yes i will help u find your love in the sky. Anyway you wont need to hate me more... coz i am quite sure i wont be your next competitors.
ReplyDeleteSo good luck for bidding, hope u can win for the phuket cruise.
Regards
Griza (Chocoluv)
stop dreaming!!
ReplyDeleteemmm.... you are not a MALAYSIAN???????? no wander u kiasu also......
ReplyDeleteor u SGrian???? more kiasu......
regards
zoe
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ReplyDelete边玩边学
aim higher, win RM100,000 .....and share with me....hehe
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If u can't read what I posted up there, pls open google's translation page before open the comment window. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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so near yet so far. my close friend won it with his team. green with envy now. get to go karting, heli flight, dinner, ipod.
ReplyDeletei can help you eat those...no problem at all. lol
ReplyDeleteHahaha! A victim of my friend's work - he manages the Walls brand for HTOs (High Turnover Outlets).
ReplyDeleteCheers!
I'm in PJ if u want to give some to me. Give all also no problem. Serious. What u have there is far from enuff for my ice-cream hungry mob. :)
ReplyDeletecan i help? i dun mind eating free icecream
ReplyDeletewa you damn copy kennysia ey
ReplyDeleteif u don't mind...send to me here in Bintulu Sarawak lah...kuikuikui
ReplyDeleteanon: excuse me.. this is published before kennysia's ei...
ReplyDeletejot down jot down... so many addresses to send the ice creams too.. :D
ReplyDeletethe answer is in my mind,
ReplyDeleteput up a giveaway-date,
the guy that comes up with the wittiest punchline (between nicoo & cornettos) ,
gets to eat cornettos at her gate.
the images in this post look weird. did you save them as gif files or something? they look dithered and grainy... like not enough colours to go around
ReplyDeletehu is dat guy kneeling?? ur friend or just some passerby u grab??
ReplyDeletethe guy in the blue shorts at the supermarket must be scratching his head wondering what was going on...
ReplyDeleteGood luck for your next attempt! And watch those pounds... I'm curious, I thought the code to key in to get points is underneath the cover? How come the cornetto's in your freezer still have covers on?
ReplyDeletejot mine down too .... unless you have finished them all yourself last nite ...
ReplyDeleteiamthewitch, coz we didn't help her finish them, that's why :) hehe
You... sleep with Cornettos on your pillow?!
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