Monday, February 05, 2007

Life in the World Wide Web

Today Kenny and I suddenly decided to flood a person blog’s chatbox (Nothing evil-ish, the chatbox was pratically empty most of the time.)

This is how the conversation goes, he signed in,

Jackass: hee haw!


Then I appear, signing in as,

Jackass_lao po: yo

Jackass: whassup?
Jackass: what should we do on valentine's?
Jackass_lao po: erm..... cyber date
Jackass: then i'll get you a cyber box of chocolates
Jackass: and we have cyber dinner
Jackass: afterwards, we go catch a cyber movie
Jackass: and you can have some cyber roses
Jackass_lao po: then i can give you cyber kiss
Jackass_lao po: cyber XX
Jackass_lao po: and maybe buy for some cyber presents too
Jackass: i'd love some cyber xx!
Jackass: making me think of cyber XXX
Jackass_lao po: what is cyber xx and xxx?
Jackass_lao po: or maybe u rather XXXX
Jackass_lao po: i want to have kids
Jackass_lao po: cyber kids
Jackass: not that easy my lau po
Jackass: that one have to cyber xxx
Jackass: then wait for cyber 9 months
Jackass: have you send you to cyber hospital
Jackass: see a cyber doctor
Jackass: then if you cannot push, you are gonna have to go for cyber c-section
Jackass: only then can you have a cyber baby
Jackass_lao po: o.. then let's have cyber xxx now.. then can register for cyber nationality and buy cyber baby clothes
Jackass: oh crap. i forgot to have cyber lubricant
Jackass: must go buy at cyber 7-11
Jackass_lao po: we shall create a home in the cyber world for our cyber family..
Jackass_lao po: no need lubricant, i create cyber juice.. just a bit of programming
Jackass: hahaa!
Jackass: let's start a cyber family my dear
Jackass: then we can buy a cyber house
Jackass: and go live in CYBER JAYA!
Jackass_lao po: -.-
Jackass_lao po: since when suddenly become real life?
Jackass: cyber jaya is cyber also leh
Jackass: cyber lao po also can cyber tulan one -.-
Jackass_lao po: .....................


Then I decided to change my nick,


Jackass_no more lao po: what do you think
Jackass: your cyber groans complimenting mine.
Jackass: it was a cyber cloud-nine session.
Jackass: we were like a pair that fits like a cyber glove


Running of XXX vocabulary, I went and quote this guy’s blog content to use as my own, only adding in ‘cyber’,


Jackass_no more lao po: We engaged in incredibly ridiculous cyber positions yet the satisfaction and pleasure we got were second to none.
Jackass_no more lao po: Your cyber body was ready to explode, but you continued to hold on - holding on to the reservoir of cyber cum.
Jackass: wtf. cyber cum!
Jackass: my cyber body exploded.
Jackass_no more lao po: HA HA
Jackass: no more already!
Jackass: cyber die liaw!


Logging out of the chatbox,
we decided to move the conversation onto MSN…


Nicole: kenny... when is our cyber baby coming out?
Kenny: !
Kenny: we din cyber xxx
Kenny: so no cyber baby
Nicole: no meh? i thought already got cyber cum
Nicole: haha
Kenny: ya
Kenny: but cyber exploded
Kenny: hahaa
Nicole: o my... then i will be cyber single mom
Kenny: haha
Kenny: this whole thing is so stupidly funny
Kenny: hahahaha
Nicole: go to sleep.. remember to dream abt our little cyber KENIC
Kenny: !
Kenny: *sigh*
Kenny: gotta wake up and change KENIC's cyber diapers
Kenny: hahaaa
Kenny: even the name sounds so cyber
Kenny: kenic
Nicole: so cute...
Kenny: nite lao po
Kenny: thanks for the entertainment.
Nicole: u forgot to kiss kenic
Kenny: eh?
Kenny: *muah*
Nicole: ouch.. he just cyber kick me
Kenny: wah! sounds so powerful
Kenny: kenic must be running on pentium
Nicole: lol
Nicole: centrino...
Kenny: got wifi
Kenny: i wonder when he will grow his first bluetooth
Nicole: hahahahahaha
Kenny: :p
Kenny: g'nite dear
Kenny: catchya tmw
Nicole: can i blog abt this?
Kenny: can
Kenny: go ahead



I am cyber 3 months pregnant.

19 comments:

  1. =.=

    O.O

    ^_^

    XD

    $.$

    @_@

    X_X

    *clap clap clap*

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  2. two thumbs up for the cyber xxx show...damn funny...
    i'm waiting for the real life show!!!wahaha....

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  3. It's cute...

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  4. Haha this is riculous but truly funny... everything cyber as if our world has been conquered by cyber computer like in those sci fi movie..haha

    cool cool cool...

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  5. I am cyber speechless...

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  6. cyber eyes-popping-out

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  7. i'll be your cyber lawyer if you need anything....i'm cyber cheap!

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  8. So many cyber...cyber...cyber...

    But where's the webcam? =D

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  9. we open a cyber baby shop as well, just cyber visit us and we will provide your cyber needs..

    note: if you find out that your cyber baby is as ugly as IBM, we can also provide cyber plastic surgery option to cyber apple or sony..

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  10. haha...so funny

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  11. Absolutely hilarious cybersation. hahahaa...

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  12. go get a life.........PLSSSSSSSSSS....

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  13. You re going out with Kenny sia?

    Didn know he was that.. eng..

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  14. cyber sex say la cyber sex... wanna cyber hide...

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  15. haha nice one. anyway u look beautiful. =)

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  16. A new cyber saga is unfolding! haha

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  17. cant wait to see what Kenny will give u on valentines day.

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  18. gosh...everything seems to be faster in cyber world ya. 3 months already!

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  19. lol.. if got time, go cyber cafe minum kopi..

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