Monday, August 06, 2007

Harajuku Dolls are Fugly

Ok ok, so I jumped into the Harajuku bandwagon after much peer pressure from my fellow bloggers. And who wouldn’t want a free phone. It’s free!

And my blasted old phone needed a new replacement, badly. Heck, I think I am the only person on earth who still uses a phone with no 3G, Wifi, GPRS features! (Welp, I haven’t activated my GPRS), the only thing that is “High-tech” in there is the blue tooth, which I hardly use.

Ringo created a oh-so-adorable my favourite color harajuku doll - orange, knowing that I can never beat her doll’s cheesiness (pardon the pun); and Timothy said that it is IMPOSSIBLE to make a Japanese girl look ugly. I beg to differ, strongly.

I’m tired of pretty dolls, who ever said dolls should be pretty. Look at barbies, it’s just so wrong, they are so perfect, so iconic-ally beautiful and ideally shaped at the right place. It’s unreal and what signals are we sending to our kids?

You have to look like a Barbie or be skinny like a Barbie or to have long-wavy silky hair like a Barbie or have perfect features like a Barbie to look pretty. Heck!!! Where got human look like that! Botox, plastic surgery and silicons might do the trick, but then we average humans do not have that kind of money to splurge 20k on a boob job!

God damn it.

Therefore, I shall prove timothy and his fellow testosterone-filled guy mates wrong by producing the fugliest harajuku doll ever!!


Behold!!

Miss Fugly (yes that is her name)

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Muahahaha…

Tell me that is NOT the UGLIEST looking, if not scary looking, doll you have ever seen.

What’s with the explosion hair style! And that table-lamp-looking top! A cartoon-ish sling bag mix match with a so very the ‘cool’ yellow colour boots that is just out of place with the top and bag! The eyes are distorted and the glasses look like a crooked line drawn across the face. Yes, introducing Miss Fugly.

She will make any girl feels pretty and the guys run for the hills.

If you agree with me that she is fugly, out of style, simply a mess. Vote for her out of RM0.50 pettiness for me for taking the effort to produce such a creation against nature.

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Okay, okay, since everyone is giving rewards, I shall find something too. If I win this phone, my reward or punishment would be, to dress in the most horrific harajuku style ever. Worse than this!


halloween
if u r too slow to notice, yes that is me. last year. at halloween. singapore


You do want to see me suffer don’t you?

18 comments:

  1. Hi nicole~ first to comment yeayea~

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  2. misha .. second!!!!!

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  3. as usual, third. eh, speak samting laa..

    thats a beautiful harajuku just got up from a mud she fell into. poor her..

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  4. YOU ... YOU... YOU DIDN'T.... JUST... MAKE A JAPANESE GIRLL LOOK UGLY

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  5. misha thinks harajuku girls are PRETTY .. they rock!!!!

    if i have the chance to go japan i will definately go to Harajuku area to see them

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  6. Wawawa.... Really fugly lol. You just need a fuglier background. :P

    Why dont they let us design everything by ourselves. Sien. I see u when i get back! :D

    Ringo

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  7. i beg to differ too... i feel that we malaysia got the best bunch of pretty girl... jap girls too fake...

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  8. OMG Nicole... EW EW EW EW!!!

    Alvin

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  9. is the last photo u nicole? looks like u though...

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  10. Agree with Ringo...you need an uglier background to further fuglysize your doll....to me...it looks ok... hehehehe....

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  11. Ugly meh? I don't see any ugly pics leh.

    No need to tell me i got problem with my eyes. No honest opinion welcomed :D

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  12. LoveLyPt & Misha: congrats!

    iwan c.m.m.: haha.. beautiful indeed

    Boss Stewie: YES I DID!!! MUAHAHA

    Misha: do you a lot of the harajuku are actually ugly

    Michael Song: yes! thank you for supporting us, lol

    ^@lViN^: Hohoho

    Jeremy: yes it is me, nice of u to notice

    chang sheon: no ugly background wo...

    whisperingshout: your eyes got problem :p

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  13. >.< vampire in disguise...

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  14. well she looks interesting i must say .....

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  15. i just nominate nicole's blog in the bloggers' choice awards. nominated this blog as best travel blog, best video blog and best blogitzer.

    go to www.bloggerschoiceawards.com to check out more ya...

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  16. HARAJUKU DOLLS ARE NOT UGLY

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  17. dun think they are ugly either

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  18. I think you look great as a goth.

    ~wilson

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