Just got back from Bali yesterday, Airasia has delayed again and thus I ended up reaching home at 4 oclock in the morning. Gosh... =.= Everytime Airasia does that, I wish I have taken MAS airline. I cant complain anyway, I got the flight tickets for free :p.

I remember my last of Bali view from the airplane window as a land of many glitters. No, its not like the KL view from the sky, where you see a kaleidoscope of lights and sparkles that could light up the sky and blind you. Bali night is more like a piece of galaxy fallen on earth. Peaceful at night with soft irregular shimmers scatters evenly throughout the island that draws out its beautiful coast line.

If that was to be my last impression of Bali, it's definitely way better than the first image Bali gave me when I first scour the island.

It's either the plain corruption of my mind, or everything I see is obscene.


Breasts???


I stumbled across these in a shop in Denpasar city.



feels quite hard~



surfing wax??? right~~



what are these??


At first I wanted to buy one of these as a souvenier for a friend, but I don't know any female friend who smoke; or it would have been a very useful 2 in 1 ashtray ;)


not bad... can use for other things apart from ashtrays... :p



not bad again... you can get drunk and then... eh hem....


Apart from bottle opener, there're also small penis keychains...




My mom refused me to purchase on of these.. oh well...

I also had the opportinity to visit an art gallery for some art shopping in MAS - a village where 99% of population survived by painting.




This painting caught my attention upon entrance, I guess the shop owner must have realised that >_<. He explained that Balinese use to wear nothing back in the 1950's and that painting illustrate their lifestyle back then.

Imagine that, just 50 years ago, naked people roamed this entire island. o.O

Can't blame me for thinking that I landed in the red light district of Bangkok (or Amsterdam).

Recently I have been asking myself the same type of questions over and over again until it is almost impossible for me to concentrate on anything else. Well, apart from the fact that I'm lazy and the blasted habit of procrastinating, these questions have pretty much filled my life. (I need a life, I know)

Probably every homosapien alive has ask himself/herself the same sort of questions at least once in their lifetime, and might be naively worried and stressed over it for a period of time. I, for one, probably went through these times quite several times in my life. Haha, I'm a thinker, by that I mean I think a lot, mostly useless things perhaps. My mom calls me a dreamer, I take that as refering me to have unimaginable wild imagination.

Lame questions such as "How do you define a good life?", "What is MY version of good life?", "How do I want to live out MY life?". You see, I don't ask questions like "What is the purpose of life?", or worse, "What is life?" That's for teens. As I am now an adult, I asked more specific things. :p

I asked a few friends and basically their answers are quite predictive. "Stable life", "Enough to spend", "Good circle of friends and stable career and a healthy family".

Sometimes I can even answer question like that philosophical without a doubt, "Satisfication is the key to good life, as long as you are satisfied with what you have, you are wealthy and you life is full. Some people never seems to get a good life are due to their greed in life, it can be materialistic things like owning a car to being incredibly rich, it can be spiritual fulfillment like finding love or mental achievement in the thirst for knowledge."

I can go on this bs forever, so I guess I should be asking, "To what extend that I WANT my greed for good life to be?"

Pools of answers float up my mind. Let's see,


1. Be disgustingly filthy rich and conquer the world?



For those of you who ran out of idea to this goal, try this Marry An Ugly Millionaire site
Check it out for a laugh. Not sure whether it's real though, but you can fill in an application.


2. Happiness for my family and me 24/7?


3. To meet the love of my life?

Erm, maybe I should fill in the application (refer to 1).


4. Get married and have babies?

o.O.... Wake up Nicole!


5. Long life? No, make that eternal life.




6. Become a guy?

I can wish, can't I?


7. Become a geek and obtain 10 PHDs and become the youngest and most PHDs holder in the world?

I can do without the geek part though.


8. Have a boob job?

Naturally bigger breasts seem impossible....


9. To own my dream car of all time?


Isn't that the cutest little thing you've ever seen.... Awe~~~


If possible, maybe a whole collection of smart cars that stretches for a mile...


Now I know why my mom calls me a dreamer


10. Be famous and well known, name precedes person

I seem to fail this category miserably, just the other day, Kenny sent me a link and asked me to check it out, it was a blog.

This is what I read:

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yeah.. i was at this nyonya laksa shop in Jonker Street on saturday afternoon, whilst walking back to my table, i saw him.. yeah.. i was stunned for a moment.. think i actually stood there staring at him for at least 5 seconds.. when my Bb came, i actually couldnt speak properly.. i was like..

".. uh.. tha.. thats...Kenny, Kenny Sia the blogger..OMG!!'..

*shy* i so wanted to just walk rite up to him n say hi.. at least take a picture with him.. but some how, my legs were not listening.. he was there, with a girl.. if he was alone.. MAYBE i would have walk up to him.. somehow, that gal seems very familiar.. Bb sd she was from the same college as us, Inti College.. no wonder she looks familiar...
<GIRL next to Kenny, how insulting. Moreover, I am a girl who used to study in INTI, my name also don't know, sigh... again, failed miserably in college.

Next time, my name should be NICOLE TAN the blogger, not the 'girl' next to KennySia~ :p

Man, recently there's been so many people suddenly so interested in Melaka, must be my all-so-powderful mouth that keep on bragging about all the wonderful things in Melaka. (What wonderful things?? see how powderful my mouth is)

Anyway, just last weekend, someone decided to fly in all the way from Kuching just to pay this little old town and little old me a visit. Guess who is that?

Wait, *drum rolls~~~~~~~ Presenting the infamous, amazing and influential, the ever loving womanizer that has millions of fans of which amount could have drowned me~~~~~

*more drum rolls~~~~ the ONE and ONLY...... the blogger with his never ending enchanted blogs.........
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Kennysia!!!!!

see how good am I with my words?! *Kenny, I'm expecting more chocolates from you for this.*

Anyway, being such a nice and sweet loving person that I am, despite my busy busy assignments and limited time, I decided to take this lost little puppy around town and try out all the food possible within the little time he has in Melaka. Half a day?! Bugger, you come to Melaka for half a day for what?! You think Melaka is built in one week is it?

For pay back, I took that sad little puppy to his ever first Yoga session, muahaha.... I'm so evil.

Sadly, it was so early in the morning and I was still so sleepy that I forgot to bring my camera out and candy cam how Kenny did Yoga *snaps finger*. Oh well, Kenny, your gay-est moments are recorded in my mind forever. :p (Somehow I feel that he's going to take revenge on me in his blog soon T_T)

After one hour session of yoga, we decided to head down to town for the famous chicken rice ball in Melaka. Man, you have no idea how many times I eat this shit every time a friend visits and I feel oblidged to bring him/her to eat this. But seriously, it's delicious after all these times.

It's always a long queue outside the chicken rice ball shop, called "he ji". So I have to kick Kenny off the car to take a queue while I drove off somewhere to look for parking.


why my hair so brown??!! I want black!!

While waiting quietly in the queue outside the shop, we saw some TV documentary people walked into the kitchen of the shop, it was the Astro Food Guy!! Honestly, I didn't know who he is till this photo came out...


Sorry a Kenny, I borrow this photo first :p

The food was amazing, and guess what we ordered for drinks? Haha, you guessed it! Coconuts!!


He said use flash will eliminate his pimples wo~~~~


Kenny, I know you like me eyes, stop taking photos of them~ :p

On the way to Melaka Central so he could take a bus up to KL, Kenny can't seem to stop cam whoring with me in the car.


Kids, don't do this in the car k, very dangerous....


Immediate reaction to pose... let go of steering wheel


Sigh, I am going to get car accident one of these days~~